Things Two Thousand and Ten Taught Me.

2010 is but a mere sliver of time now. It tried it's damnedest to keep me down, but i pushed back and kept on keepin' on. I learned quite a bit over the last 365 days about myself, about the  state of the world and about life in general. I learned that it takes longer for an economy to recover than a bunch of Harvard educated asswipe analysts say it will. I learned that it really isn't butter (it's closer to plastic). I learned that no matter how many hard drives you fill up, you still never have enough music and I learned that when you delete all the porn, you have tons of new space to keep music. I learned that the Android is the be all, end all of mobile computing power and I learned that no matter how much you want things to be the same they never will be.
I think the most important lesson I learned this year however is that thanks to the internet you can do something that truly makes you happy and no matter how bad you are at that thing there are people out there that will like it anyway. And to those people I want to say thank you for adding a good ending to a terrible year. I'd like to thank all the good folks at real punk radio for giving me the opportunity to join in a community of like minded folks that  congregate around their computers to share the greatest achievement of mankind. Music.

May 2011 be the year you all prosper and find that happiness you're looking for, whatever that may be.
peace out bitches.
ji*

The Devil Made Me Do It!

Here it is boys and girls hot off the mixing board! Episode 11 of the Po-Dunk Punk Show - handcrafted and brewed just for you.

The first show with the new equipment went so well, i almost shit my pants with excitement.

There's the cover art over there...

below it is the list and the show.. fucking enjoy it . i know i did.

Geraldo 666	the Pain Teens
Lexicon Devil	the Germs
Satan	the Dwarves
Evil Evar	G.B.H.
Get in the Bag you Fucker	Photon Torpedoes
I Hope You Die	the Bloodhound Gang
You're My Angel	Unwritten Law
Junkies...	Spite
Threshold	Sex Bob-omb
Beer:30	Reverend Horton Heat
the Compromise	Face to Face
Black Friday Rule	Flogging Molly
I Hate My Job	Butthole Surfers
We Need to Talk	Brutal Youth
Let's Go Bomb a Government Building	Aristokoks
Hey, Hey, Hey	Riverboat Gamblers
Rebellion	N.V. Boys

thanks for listening

ji*

New Show Coming to RPR!

i am pleased to announce a new show coming to realpunkradio beginning January 12th at 6pm eastern time. called Buddha Stole My Turntable. Best of luck to ya ChemoMonk! the show art.

Buddha Stole My Turntable art.

Turns out i was a good boy this year.

New 4 Channel Mixer
& new Microphone.

So it seems even bad boys get good christmases when they treat mrs. claus right she tends to reward rather well.

ji*

From Here to the Floor

Well, here it is Episode 10 of the Po-Dunk Punk Show! It was real, it was fun, it was real fun... after i turned my mic up that is (there is a few seconds of silence after the intro - sorry).... The exciting news is that this is the last episode using DIY equipment. That's right boys and girls mommy is getting daddy some serious studio equipment for Christmas. Seems like maybe more than just the stockings are hung around here. Fuck yeah, i just went there. Stop me!  Anyway today's show is, in my humble opinion a real dandy piece of radio programming. go on and give it the ole lissin' up!
 How bout that pin-up girl over there enh? mm redheads... yummy.

K, We Love You	the Sheckies
End Game	Killing Joke
Skate or Die	Teenage Bottle Rocket
Judy is a Punk	the Ramones
Time Will Tell Us	Livermortis
Suicide Steve	Against the Grain
Give Me Everything	the Ills
Breaking Through	Before Dishonor
Disconnect	the Rollins Band
Unhappy LIfe	Badger
This is Not the Real World	GBH
Citizens of the World	Dr. Know
I Wanna Be a Homosexual	Screeching Weasel
What a Girl Can't Do	Teengenerate
Girls Turn 18 Every Day	the Vandals
Kiss My Machine	AK-47
Emptiness is a Mule	At the Drive-In

Are you ready? I'm ready.

10 From here to the floor playlist.

got the list ready, checked me mic. -
let's cross our fingers today's show goes off without a hitch...
ji*

The Po-Dunk Christmas list

sou i found some things in a local junk shop yesterday i want for christmas. if i dont get these things i'll go back to hating christmas.

perhaps the wife will restore my faith in christmas..

ji*

Another Dead Punk

he died. here's the story.

ji*

Nine Times Lime

Nine Times Lime. that's what i had named my show before i did my show... shouldda named it my mic is going to fuck up and ruin my show. but then you might not have listened huh? snappy artwork over there <--- ole dirty harry shooting limes.... whatever... i apologize for the way the show went down... the musics all fine and god of course, i just had the issue where i couldn't talk on my mic and that got me all pissed off and by the time i got it to working i forgot EVERYTHING that i was going to say... so there...  but whatever hey, it's all good in the end.. i did at least go ahead and remove all the dead air from this upload so enjoy of it what you can...
here's the list show - followed by the list.. dig if you will....

i hate people	anti-nowhere league
skin crawl	drain
meet at the end	tree people
t.v. eye	the stooges
radio bomb squad	carbomb
black california	f-units
stupid bitches fucking suck	good vs. evil
i dont care	against the grain
cant take that away	animal train
johnny cash	uk vomit
your wife	switchblade justice
sally cant go to the beach	the briefs
jingle fuckin bells	blowfly
living in hell	lost cause
fuckin lover	confuse
got a match?	sugar shack
hey holmes!	the vandals

so yeah umm til next week... peace out bitches.

ji*

Surf's Up Sunday!

Here's a little Surf tune to get your Sunday feelin right.

wow, this is wild

Debbie Harry

so i figure i oughtta post more than just my shows here...
here's a harrowing tale of kidnapping and daring escape by non other than debbie harry!
good thing she got away, would have been a terrible shame to have lost this precious piece of musical iconography. damn shame indeed.

in case you might have forgotten how young and perky this babe used to be check out this vid.

ji*

new followers - whoo hoo

just discovered tonight i have new followers - really cool new followers! thanks for following - your support is appreciated. spread the love - tell a  friend.

ji*

8 Live Children

Neither rain, nor hail, nor snow nor flu can keep me down! Todays show was my first LIVE show! as luck would have it i was sicker'n shit. what a way to start off live broadcasting huh? aside form being sick i realized i had a few technical difficulties with my mic that i am going to have to overcome as well. but hey, what the fuck ya gonna do about it huh? spend money that's what. if you were tuning in live - i thank you and appreciate your support, if not well, there's always next week right?
hopefully while you're listening in on this weeks show you will head on over to the real punk radio store and pick up a po-dunk punk show hoodie, just in time for the cooler weather out. yeah, cuz i loves you likes that.  well, heres the list...

Shoehorn with Teeth	They Might be Giants	1:13
Crazy	Major Accident	4:50
One Chord Wonders	The Adverts	2:37
Kill from the Heart	the Dicks	3:21
Candy Man	GBH	3:21
Shoot the Moon	Face to Face	3:20
Pumpin' for Jill	Iggy Pop	4:34
Right thru You	Runnin' Riot	2:32
Glue #2	100 Watt Clock	1:31
Gamabs y Birras	Lost Acapulco	2:24
At Home He's a Tourist	Gang of Four	3:44
London's Burning (Polydor Demo)	The Clash	2:01
i Taught you Everything You..	the Bobbyteens	2:48
You're a Jerk	Wasted Youth	1:06
Reabtron Party	Smut Peddlers	2:54
It's My Life	the Penetrators	2:54
Just Meat	Latex Novelties	3:07
I Don't Play Pretty Music	Sick Pleasure	3:48
It's Such a Shame	the Mojomatics	2:46
The Day Farrah Fawcett Died	the Vandals	2:23

and here's the show (be sure to subscribe to it on iTunes, and give me a good rating as well, my ego could use the boost)



anyways, thanks for listening, be sure and tell your friends about the show. til next time
catch ya later.

ji*

NEW AND IMPROVED!

It's jaw droppingly easy friends!!

now there's even more ways to share this blog with your friends! check the bottom of your screen cookiepants and you'll see all those fancy share links.... go on - give it a try, you're friends will be glad you did. no really, they will.

The Project - She is complete!

The Mic Volume Mini-Pre Amp

i refuse to buy expensive equipment and i don't like to buy lesser price used equipment. especially when i have old electronics laying around the house.
    When i found myself in need of a way to boost the output of my microphone and be able to control the overall volume i scavenged from busted electronics around the house.
   After much foul language, several trips to radio shack, many soldering iron burns and many more outbursts of filth mouth i have finished what i started and only had to spend 30 bucks total instead of 100 or more. so there bitches.
ji*

radio equipment

So after pricing external mixers i gots myself the bright idea to hack my rockband mic and add an inline volume control knob to it. i've got an old stereo out in the storage room that just been begging to re-purposed for a while now and i had the spare time today seeing as i didn't have to pre-record a podcast for next week show, it being live next week and all, so i tore into the old stereo busted the volume knob out, cut the mic cable in half and thats when it occurred to me. i had no idea where my soldering iron was at. after looking around i found it, broken in the corner of the garage.

so now here i sit bare wires in hand, volume pot staring at me accusingly and the wife is in no shape to drive me into town to the radio shack.
mother fuckity fuck shittin nannys i hate the way shit goes sometimes.

ji*

Seven 7

Happy Thanksgiving y'all!  This weeks show is coming at you a full day early due to early  [holiday] deadlines at the office.

Exciting news everybody, this will be the last [unless something comes up] pre-recorded episode that will air on realpunkradio. I've finally got all of my ducks in a row, got my internet, software and computer issues all worked out and everything is in sync and harmony! This has been a very exciting day for me indeed. I'm still working a few sound [vocal] issues outs, not that the sound is bad or flawed i just like the radio effect i get in garage band and haven't figured out how to get a similar effect in the broadcast software i am using without making the music tracks suffer the dame effect. but anyway you don't give a shit do you? no, of course you dont. not one damn bit.  anyways on to the show this week, it's been another fly by the seat of my pants episode that just happened to have a theme for the first group of songs.  being drunk, getting drunk, living drunk... here's the list... enjoy.

Whiskey & Records	Dear Landlord	Dream Homes	2:40
Drunk Punk & Pissed Off!	Animal Train	Chicken Burn	1:46
Drunk & Disorderly	Runnin' Riot	Reclaim the Streets 12" Picture Disc	2:24
Too Drunk To Fuck	Dead Kennedys	Give Me Convenience or Give Me	2:40
Your Ugly But I'm Drunk	Good Vs. Evil	Friday the 13th	2:20
Hour of Darkness	Social Distortion	Mommy's LIttle Monster	2:49
Outta My Skull	the Queers	Back to the Basement	2:01
Cop & Attitude	Poison Idea	Your Choice Live Series	2:22
Run Down	the Saints	All Times Through Paradise-Eternally Yours	2:32
Irrational Fear of Water	Brutal Youth	Spill Your Guts	1:46
She Played Me Like A Booger	the Dirtbombs	If You Don't Already Have A Look	2:00
Demona	Dead Moon	Strange Pray Tell	2:38
Coming In Numbers	Bad Brains	Rise	2:23
Dead Flowers	Swingin' Utters	Dead Flowers, Bottles, Bluegrass And Bones	2:06
Fat Louie	UNited Mutation	Freaks Out	1:09
My Thoughts Take Me Away	Big D & the Kids Table	Fluent In Stroll	3:47
Say It Aint So (Live)	Shit Outta Luck	Fuckin' Free Bay Area Ska	2:40
Radiation Boy	the Uptones	Fuckin' Free Bay Area Ska	4:12
Punk Rock Girl	Flip the Switch	Fuckin' Free Bay Area Ska	2:18
Taxi	Fuckin' Free Bay Area Ska	Fuckin' Free Bay Area Ska	1:57

and here's the show.

'til next time folks - take care... catch ya later.

ji*

yeah, yeah, i know, i know --- too many tests today

yes i am conducting yet another test her eon my blog this morning but hey - what else is a cracka gunna do on a sunday?

have patience, i'm almost done.

ji*

testes all aroud

this is just me testing the code for the google player - i dont like the way the mevio code looks on my blog - makes it look all sloppy and shit.

this looks so much cleaner - dontcha think?

this is episode 6 of my show.





ji*

Straight 6

The ol'e Straight 6! Power and economy all rolled into one compact space saving design. Much unlike yours truly.  6 weeks i've been doing this show now not long compared to so many other shows, but longer than  junior high romances.

I gotta tell you boys and girls, i'm so excited about the first song on this weeks show i had to rush out and pick up a bag of depends undergarments! Damn things are expensive as a clean call girl, i suspect i'll be rinsing them out and reusing them. Note to self: yellow in the front, brown in the back!

For those of you you that picked up last weeks wreck of a show i apologize. i just discovered this morning that it got clipped of at the 36 minute mark and you poor little things missed out on the rest of the show - well, never fear, i fixed the fuck up. re-uploaded the show and it's good to go - so go on and check your itunes again - and get the whole show this time.  -  If you dont have a hobby - i suggest you get ya one  - a good hobby will take a pile of shit of a week and turn it into a pile of puppies made of cotton candy and fucking rainbows kids. and fucking rainbows! what does it mean? what does it mean? it means todays show is going to kick your teeth out and replace them with carbon fiber implants - thats what it means!

 here's the list.

Youth of American	the Wipers
Pull Out	the Soft Pack
Cinderella	the Sonics
Buzzkill	the Saps
Box of Records	Guniea Worms
The Ivy Green	Ivy Green
Shoot the Moon	Face to Face
Playin' it CoolTable Cell	the Aquabats
Headshot	the Ills
I Guess it's So/td>	the Smut Peddlers
Divide and Conquer/td>	Runnin' Riot
Hey Hey Yeah Yeah	Boss Martians
Self Destruct	the Methadones

Enjoy Y'all!




ji*

Help Out

RealPunkRadio.com could use a little help - pitch in an amount you can by clicking the donate link below. - every donation gets a gift - the bigger the donation - the bigger the gift!

5ITY [FIVE-ITY]

You came back didn't you? I knew you would - it's because im so damned tasty aint it? yup huh ya know it. - just aired 4-Bark over at realpunkradio.com - thanks for tuning in those of you that did - if you didn't what the fuck are you waiting for? but you don't want to hear about last weeks show - oh no - you want meat - you want bones - you want this weeks show. you want to hear about fat kids and mystery missiles and McDonalds don't you? well, you're in luck. i've gotcha covered.
and uhm hey, while you're diggin this weeks show head over to realpunkradio.com and pick you up some sweet merchandise - t-shirts, hoodies, cap, stickers, music - you name it - we prolly got it. keep us on the air y'all buy some shit from us. k - i've pimped enough for now -


here's the list....
See No Evil ....................................Television
Baby, Baby .....................................the Vibrators
Love Fight .....................................Flipper
I Saw Your Mommy ...............................Suicidal Tendencies
Sister .........................................Laughing Hyenas
Beat on the Brat ...............................the Ramones
There's a LIttle Bit of Whore in Every Girl ....Johnny Thunders
All My Friends are Dead ........................Turbonegro
Attitude .......................................the Misfits
What Will the Neighbors Think? .................Murphy's Law
Talking Crap! ..................................N.V. Boys
Stain ..........................................Nirvana
Exit Wounds ....................................Paint it Black
She's Got Issues ...............................the Offspring
Listed M.I.A. ..................................Rancid
One Step Behind ................................the Briggs
Seven Languages ................................Camper Van Beethoven
Hey ............................................the Pixies
Not Anymore ....................................the Dead Boys
Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced .........................Dropkick Murphys


yup thats about it - and now here's the show...

4- Bark

Diggity damn bitches it's another Wednesday! Happy hump day to you all. This weeks show is here, all shiny and new just for you! and you, and you....

i'd like to thank my daughter for this weeks cover art and show title. thanks pook, you done real good.

so now here's what you all really came for.. this weeks playlist:

Bonzo Goes to Bittsburg       - Wednesday Night Heroes 

Nobody Knows                    - Destroy all Monsters

Sugar                                    - Bikini Kill

Suggestion                            - Fugazi

123 Hate You                       - the Ills

I Was Runnin'                      - Si! Si! Si!

Your Hit is Shit!                   - Daze

What's Wrong with You?    - Thee Spives

Back Against the Wall        - the Circle Jerks

50's Lover Boy                   - Carbomb

Freedom                             - Spite

Lipstick                              - Red Flag '77

Judge and Jury                   - Special Duties

Because I Got High           - Afroman

Thrash Unreal                   - Against Me!

The Creeps                       - Social Distortion

No More Gigs                  - SubHumans

Banditos                           - the Refreshments

3-Again, with the Tunes

Well, it's been a great week. Just heard my podcast (2 More) broadcast globally across the interwebs thanks to the good folks over at realpunkradio.com! Even wifeypants was proud and she HATES punk music. So, anyway, I just wrapped up this weeks podcast... i amke no apologies for it's content, ifin ya don't like it you can suck it!
Heres the list.
Kick out the Jams..............MC5
Sit Home and Rot..............Murphy's Law
Love Whip...........................Reverend Horton Heat
People Who Died...............Jim Carroll
Pray for Pills........................the Dirtbombs
I ain't Worried.....................Rancid
I'm the One.........................NOFX
As Times Gone..................the Tropics
Devil Girl.............................Tiger Army
My Girlfriends Dead..........the Vandals
Jealousy.............................Wasted Youth
Death is a Star...................the Clash
Children of the Damned..the Softies
Borstel Breakout...............Sham 69
No Feelings........................Sex Pistols
Sonic Reducer...................Dead Boys
Destroy...............................Public Toys
Psychotic Reaction.........Positively 13 O'Clock
I Am a Janitor....................Surface Music
So there you have it.... Enjoy!
subscribe to my podcast on iTunes, Listen to me on ww.realpunkradio.com, print this page and wipe your ass with it, you know whatever you feel like.
Until next week - Peace Out Bitches!





ji*

Real Punk Radio - Radio Done Right!

Well boys and girls, it has been confirmed!

 The Po-Dunk Punk Show will be broadcast every Wednesday at 1pm [central time zone] at www.realpunkradio.com.

come on and give us your undivided attention!

Two More

Hot damn and thanks for checking out my show this week! This weeks podcast is an hour long roller coaster ride for sure - it's up, it's down, it's fuckin' all around boys and girls. All the fuck around.
I'm going to go ahead and wet your tasters with the playlist for now and upload the show tomorrow (when i'm somewhere where the internet works worth a damn!)

Two More

13 Women ................................................The Renegades
Satan..........................................................The Dwarves
Why Would I Lie?.....................................Face to Face
Up Jumped the Devil.................................Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Jacob's Fight..............................................Cheveu
I Wanna Be Your Dog..............................Iggy Pop
Power of Doubt.........................................Boss Martians
Antisocial..................................................The Briefs
Untitled Track...........................................The Saints
When You Are Dead................................The Dead Milkmen
Aint it Fun.................................................The Dead Boys
I Hate Children..........................................The Adolescents
21st Century Digital Boy...........................Bad Religion
Take the Skinheads Bowling.....................Camper Van Beethoven
Sour Grapes...............................................The Descendants
All By Myself............................................The Johnny Thunders
My United States of Whatever...................Liam Lynch
Personality Crisis.......................................The New York Dolls
Maggot Brain............................................Funkadelic

so umm yeah, that's my playlist. Bring your earballs back tomorrow and give it a listen up uh-huh.
oh and uh yeah - give us a listen up over at  realpunkradio.com







ji*

Who Knew

Who knew starting a podcast could be so damned frustrating? After jacking around with Audacity (not a bad piece of software - but a little too glitchy on my mac) for my first podcast i decided to give garageband a try. I really like garageband, creating a podcast with it is a lot quicker.  I'm not having any trouble creating the podcast at all... it's getting the damn thing online and publicly available in a format anyone can use that's giving me the shits. today i am trying to upload to mevio and i'm pretty sure (after an hour of the damn thing saying it's working) that it's not working. At this moment i am ready to throw my cup of hot coffee into my laptop and then take a big steaming shit on it. Fuck me! i will overcome this. i will overcome this. think i'll try podbean now.
fuck!
ji*

The Toadies - Live at Crosswire

OK. So i went to the Toadies show last night.  First let me point out that this is the biggest act to ever play in Paris. Second, this was my first time to ever see them live and i was fucking ecstatic to see them in such a small venue.

Before the Toadies took to the stage they had two opening bands the first being a band called Hearts of Spain (at least that's what they had painted on the bass drum) i tried looking them up today on myspace music and other locations around the webhole but could not find them anywhere. Trust me you're not missing much anyway.  The music was sub par the vocals were just terrible (think beaver in pain) and the drummer seemed a tad distracted at several points during their show. The only redeeming quality this band had was the chick on the bass. This girl rocked those 4 strings like nobody's business. Not only could she play the shit out of that bass but she was pretty cute too (i had only had 4 beers and 2 crowns at this point so i know it wasn't the alcohol) she was dressed somewhat like a slutty school teacher and acted completely like an escaped mental patient. These guys were ok but i'd like to see them after they've practiced a few more years.

Next up was House Harkonnen out of Arlington, Texas. This was another band i've never heard of and was quite frankly [after the first band] was a bit afraid to hear. The emcee announced them as a "hard rock band". i found it comical that they were all dressed like they had raided lemmy's {motorhead} closet but the joke stopped during the first song. These guys KILLED! The area in front of the stage began to fill up and were it not for overly protective security there could have been a full on mosh pit right there in the middle of a country bar. Needless to say, i was pleased with the performance of this band but i will offer this word of caution: they sound better live than they do on their myspace page.  i do suggest looking them up if you're in the texas/oklahoma area any time soon and catch them live. they doth rocketh!

And then finally... the Toadies took the stage!

OK, even if you are not a Toadies fan, i suggest you go see these guys live. they put on one of the best [small venue] live shows i have ever seen. They began the show with Backslider and i couldn't help but wonder if todd was going to have vocal chords left by the time he was done with that song. Honestly, by the time they took the stage, i was pretty well drunk so i cant tell you the exact set list. I just know i hopped up and down for 2 hours like i was still 17 [my body is still reminding me today that i am not]
i recall they covered a beetles tune (again too drunk to have proper recollection)

All in all - they guys will bow you away live even the wife had a grand time and she does not drink.

rumor has it Stone Temple Pilots will be in town next month. maybe i wont get so drunk i can't tell you what happened.

ji*

Toadies. Tonight!

So yeah, they might be old news - but the fact is i never got to see them live back in the 90's.  Just so happens they are playing a show at a "club" tonight here in town. Will try to meet them, will try to get a few questions off to them and will report back here tomorrow whenever the hell i regain consciousness.

til then.
ji*

The Beginner

Okay, so maybe i should have taken some time to familiarize myself with the audio software i got to create my podcast with.

as with most things i waited until the day i planned to start to even open the application.  Didn't take long to get the basic functions worked out so i hammered out a show that's just oat 30 minutes. i know, i know a short show but i plan on spending time this weekend getting more into the software, maybe making up a few snazzy openers and such for the show - throw a soundboard of randomness together and push this bitch for all it's worth for next weeks show.

anyways - here's the line-up for this week
Start The Party -                                              The Dirtbombs
Bread & Bombs -                                             Not for Sale
Lean on Sheena -                                            Bouncing Souls
Baby, I'm an Anarchist -                                 Against Me!
Rip My Heart Out -                                                 The Pistol Whipper Snappers
Teenage Pussy from Outer Space -             Buck Naked & the Bare Bottom Boys
I Got Your Number -                                        Cock Sparrer
Falling in Love with Myself -                          Ivy Green
Suburban Dream -                                           Broken Bottles
Screw You, We're from Texas -                     Ray Wylie Hubbard

So the wife said get a hobby

So the wife said get a hobby.  Apparently she is tired of hearing me whine every Wednesday about how bored i was all day long while she was at work.
Yes, it happens every Wednesday.  I sit around the house bored out of my fucking skull until i transform into some sort of bleeding vagina. Apparently she is tired of it.

Lucky for me i recently stumbled upon the most fantastical website. realpunkradio.com
Brothers and Sisters let me tell ya, i have wandered in the darkness, i have stumbled upon the uneven terrain and have emerged into the light that is that blessed website.

This site got me to thinking.... "Hey, I like punk rock"...I have tons of it I'm not sharing with anybody! Why the fuck should I be so damned greedy with my ear lovin'?
so the idea to create my own podcast was born.

I will say now, upfront, the podcast you will hear tomorrow will be undercooked. there may be some risk of contracting salmonella in your ear. There will most likely be dogs barking, dishes breaking and quite possibly the sound of my good and decent neighbors busting through my door (and subsequently getting shot to death) to tell me "turn that shit down!"

Bear with me. I learn quickly.
'Til tomorrow fucks, fuckers and fuckerers-ers.

ji*