Friday, December 31, 2010

Things Two Thousand and Ten Taught Me.

2010 is but a mere sliver of time now. It tried it's damnedest to keep me down, but i pushed back and kept on keepin' on. I learned quite a bit over the last 365 days about myself, about the  state of the world and about life in general. I learned that it takes longer for an economy to recover than a bunch of Harvard educated asswipe analysts say it will. I learned that it really isn't butter (it's closer to plastic). I learned that no matter how many hard drives you fill up, you still never have enough music and I learned that when you delete all the porn, you have tons of new space to keep music. I learned that the Android is the be all, end all of mobile computing power and I learned that no matter how much you want things to be the same they never will be.
I think the most important lesson I learned this year however is that thanks to the internet you can do something that truly makes you happy and no matter how bad you are at that thing there are people out there that will like it anyway. And to those people I want to say thank you for adding a good ending to a terrible year. I'd like to thank all the good folks at real punk radio for giving me the opportunity to join in a community of like minded folks that  congregate around their computers to share the greatest achievement of mankind. Music.

May 2011 be the year you all prosper and find that happiness you're looking for, whatever that may be.
peace out bitches.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

The Devil Made Me Do It!

Here it is boys and girls hot off the mixing board! Episode 11 of the Po-Dunk Punk Show - handcrafted and brewed just for you.

The first show with the new equipment went so well, i almost shit my pants with excitement.

There's the cover art over there...

below it is the list and the show.. fucking enjoy it . i know i did.

Geraldo 666the Pain Teens
Lexicon Devilthe Germs
Satanthe Dwarves
Evil EvarG.B.H.
Get in the Bag you FuckerPhoton Torpedoes
I Hope You Diethe Bloodhound Gang
You're My AngelUnwritten Law
ThresholdSex Bob-omb
Beer:30Reverend Horton Heat
the CompromiseFace to Face
Black Friday RuleFlogging Molly
I Hate My JobButthole Surfers
We Need to TalkBrutal Youth
Let's Go Bomb a
Government Building
Hey, Hey, HeyRiverboat Gamblers
RebellionN.V. Boys

thanks for listening


Monday, December 27, 2010

New Show Coming to RPR!

i am pleased to announce a new show coming to realpunkradio beginning January 12th at 6pm eastern time. called Buddha Stole My Turntable. Best of luck to ya ChemoMonk! the show art.
Buddha Stole My Turntable art.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Turns out i was a good boy this year.

New 4 Channel Mixer
& new Microphone.

So it seems even bad boys get good christmases when they treat mrs. claus right she tends to reward rather well.


Wednesday, December 22, 2010

From Here to the Floor

Well, here it is Episode 10 of the Po-Dunk Punk Show! It was real, it was fun, it was real fun... after i turned my mic up that is (there is a few seconds of silence after the intro - sorry).... The exciting news is that this is the last episode using DIY equipment. That's right boys and girls mommy is getting daddy some serious studio equipment for Christmas. Seems like maybe more than just the stockings are hung around here. Fuck yeah, i just went there. Stop me!  Anyway today's show is, in my humble opinion a real dandy piece of radio programming. go on and give it the ole lissin' up!
 How bout that pin-up girl over there enh? mm redheads... yummy.

K, We Love You the Sheckies
End Game Killing Joke
Skate or Die Teenage Bottle Rocket
Judy is a Punk the Ramones
Time Will Tell Us Livermortis
Suicide Steve Against the Grain
Give Me Everything the Ills
Breaking Through Before Dishonor
Disconnect the Rollins Band
Unhappy LIfe Badger
This is Not the Real World GBH
Citizens of the World Dr. Know
I Wanna Be a Homosexual Screeching Weasel
What a Girl Can't Do Teengenerate
Girls Turn 18 Every Day the Vandals
Kiss My Machine AK-47
Emptiness is a Mule At the Drive-In

Are you ready? I'm ready.

10 From here to the floor playlist.
got the list ready, checked me mic. -
let's cross our fingers today's show goes off without a hitch...

Sunday, December 19, 2010

The Po-Dunk Christmas list

sou i found some things in a local junk shop yesterday i want for christmas. if i dont get these things i'll go back to hating christmas.

perhaps the wife will restore my faith in christmas..


Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Nine Times Lime

Nine Times Lime. that's what i had named my show before i did my show... shouldda named it my mic is going to fuck up and ruin my show. but then you might not have listened huh? snappy artwork over there <--- ole dirty harry shooting limes.... whatever... i apologize for the way the show went down... the musics all fine and god of course, i just had the issue where i couldn't talk on my mic and that got me all pissed off and by the time i got it to working i forgot EVERYTHING that i was going to say... so there...  but whatever hey, it's all good in the end.. i did at least go ahead and remove all the dead air from this upload so enjoy of it what you can...
here's the list show - followed by the list.. dig if you will....

i hate people anti-nowhere league
skin crawl drain
meet at the end tree people
t.v. eye the stooges
radio bomb squad carbomb
black california f-units
stupid bitches fucking suck good vs. evil
i dont care against the grain
cant take that away animal train
johnny cash uk vomit
your wife switchblade justice
sally cant go to the beach the briefs
jingle fuckin bells blowfly
living in hell lost cause
fuckin lover confuse
got a match? sugar shack
hey holmes! the vandals

so yeah umm til next week... peace out bitches.


Sunday, December 12, 2010

Surf's Up Sunday!

Here's a little Surf tune to get your Sunday feelin right.

wow, this is wild

Debbie Harry
so i figure i oughtta post more than just my shows here...
here's a harrowing tale of kidnapping and daring escape by non other than debbie harry!
good thing she got away, would have been a terrible shame to have lost this precious piece of musical iconography. damn shame indeed.

in case you might have forgotten how young and perky this babe used to be check out this vid.


Saturday, December 11, 2010

new followers - whoo hoo

just discovered tonight i have new followers - really cool new followers! thanks for following - your support is appreciated. spread the love - tell a  friend.


Wednesday, December 8, 2010

8 Live Children

Neither rain, nor hail, nor snow nor flu can keep me down! Todays show was my first LIVE show! as luck would have it i was sicker'n shit. what a way to start off live broadcasting huh? aside form being sick i realized i had a few technical difficulties with my mic that i am going to have to overcome as well. but hey, what the fuck ya gonna do about it huh? spend money that's what. if you were tuning in live - i thank you and appreciate your support, if not well, there's always next week right?
hopefully while you're listening in on this weeks show you will head on over to the real punk radio store and pick up a po-dunk punk show hoodie, just in time for the cooler weather out. yeah, cuz i loves you likes that.  well, heres the list...

Shoehorn with Teeth They Might be Giants 1:13
Crazy Major Accident 4:50
One Chord Wonders The Adverts 2:37
Kill from the Heart the Dicks 3:21
Candy Man GBH 3:21
Shoot the Moon Face to Face 3:20
Pumpin' for Jill Iggy Pop 4:34
Right thru You Runnin' Riot 2:32
Glue #2 100 Watt Clock 1:31
Gamabs y Birras Lost Acapulco 2:24
At Home He's a Tourist Gang of Four 3:44
London's Burning (Polydor Demo) The Clash 2:01
i Taught you Everything You.. the Bobbyteens 2:48
You're a Jerk Wasted Youth 1:06
Reabtron Party Smut Peddlers 2:54
It's My Life the Penetrators 2:54
Just Meat Latex Novelties 3:07
I Don't Play Pretty Music Sick Pleasure 3:48
It's Such a Shame the Mojomatics 2:46
The Day Farrah Fawcett Died the Vandals 2:23

and here's the show (be sure to subscribe to it on iTunes, and give me a good rating as well, my ego could use the boost)

anyways, thanks for listening, be sure and tell your friends about the show. til next time
catch ya later.


Sunday, December 5, 2010


It's jaw droppingly easy friends!!

now there's even more ways to share this blog with your friends! check the bottom of your screen cookiepants and you'll see all those fancy share links.... go on - give it a try, you're friends will be glad you did. no really, they will.

Saturday, December 4, 2010

The Project - She is complete!

The Mic Volume Mini-Pre Amp
i refuse to buy expensive equipment and i don't like to buy lesser price used equipment. especially when i have old electronics laying around the house.
    When i found myself in need of a way to boost the output of my microphone and be able to control the overall volume i scavenged from busted electronics around the house.
   After much foul language, several trips to radio shack, many soldering iron burns and many more outbursts of filth mouth i have finished what i started and only had to spend 30 bucks total instead of 100 or more. so there bitches.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

radio equipment

So after pricing external mixers i gots myself the bright idea to hack my rockband mic and add an inline volume control knob to it. i've got an old stereo out in the storage room that just been begging to re-purposed for a while now and i had the spare time today seeing as i didn't have to pre-record a podcast for next week show, it being live next week and all, so i tore into the old stereo busted the volume knob out, cut the mic cable in half and thats when it occurred to me. i had no idea where my soldering iron was at. after looking around i found it, broken in the corner of the garage.
so now here i sit bare wires in hand, volume pot staring at me accusingly and the wife is in no shape to drive me into town to the radio shack.
mother fuckity fuck shittin nannys i hate the way shit goes sometimes.